Indisposed by one illness, I troll the internet for information about various other things that are wrong with me. Why, even in LA, where il y a beaucoup de circulation, do my fingers turn bright white in the cold? The internet doesn't know, but recommends mittens, Viagra, or considering moving to a warmer climate.
My antibiotics cost $37 per pill, and they don't even get me high. Nothing's real in the modern age, except Mad Men, which isn't modern, or real. Next thing you know they'll farm Akon out to the computer.
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