Friday, December 21, 2007

Marseille Monoprix Scene

Vieille Dame (watching the thug in front of us carefully place forty forties of Heineken on the conveyor belt): Oh, ma vie!
Me: (smiles, carefully shifts bags overflowing with Kookai and kakis)
VD: Vous êtes bien chargée!
Me: Moi, je suis forte.
VD: Qu’est-ce que c’est votre signe?
Me: Um…je suis Vièrge?
VD: Il ne faut pas changer!

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